≡The Deaf Parrot
A man walks into a pet store and says to the clerk:
- Good afternoon, I’d like to buy a parrot that doesn’t curse.
The clerk asks the customer to wait a moment and comes back with a bird.
- You can take this one because it’s deaf, so it won’t swear.
The man is satisfied and happily takes the parrot home. Two months later, he returns to the store, angry.
- You sold me that deaf parrot because you said it wouldn’t swear. But every day when I get home from work, it looks at me and starts saying, Cuckold! Cuckold! Cuckold!
To which the clerk replies:
- Well, sir, the parrot may be deaf, but it’s not blind.
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