≡The Deaf Parrot
A man walks into a pet store and says to the clerk:
- Good afternoon, I’d like to buy a parrot that doesn’t curse.
The clerk asks the customer to wait a moment and comes back with a bird.
- You can take this one because it’s deaf, so it won’t swear.
The man is satisfied and happily takes the parrot home. Two months later, he returns to the store, angry.
- You sold me that deaf parrot because you said it wouldn’t swear. But every day when I get home from work, it looks at me and starts saying, Cuckold! Cuckold! Cuckold!
To which the clerk replies:
- Well, sir, the parrot may be deaf, but it’s not blind.
Parrot that speaks languages
A boy turned to his friend and said:
- Did you know that if I lift my parrot's right leg, it speaks English, but if I lift the left leg, it speaks French?
Curious, the friend asked:
- And what if you lift both legs?
- Then I fall, you idiot! - replied the parrot.
Discover some interesting facts about Parrot Jokes
The Parrot at Mass
A priest was walking down the street when he saw a sick parrot near a bar. He picked up the bird, took care of it, and when it got better, he placed the parrot on his pulpit. During the first mass with his new companion, the priest began preaching:
Christ was born in the Holy Land, He passed through Bethlehem, passed through Nazareth, passed through Galilee, passed through Jerusalem, pass...
- FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE, isn’t there a defender to stop this guy?! shouted the parrot indignantly.
The pet store
The boy entered the pet store and asked:
- Hello, do you have a parrot that speaks?#N
- Since when does a Woodpecker talk?
At that moment, the store's parrot replied:
- He doesn't talk, but he knows Morse code.
The naughty parrot
One day, a football player enters a store with a parrot on his shoulder, and the attendant asks:
- Does the animal talk?
- Yes, I do too. - Said the parrot.
Moving Parrot
A family was moving and hired a furniture and belongings transport service. The professionals organized all the client's belongings on their truck. On top of everything, they placed the family’s parrot’s cage. On the way to the new house, the truck went over some potholes, and the cage fell due to the movement. The movers rushed to help the parrot and placed it back on top of everything.
A few potholes later, the cage falls again. The movers hurry once more to retrieve the bird, but the parrot angrily says: "My God! Just give me the address, I’ll walk there!"
The parrot and the magician
A magician who worked on a tourist cruise ship always had his performances interrupted by the captain's parrot. Every time the magician did a trick, the bird would shout the secret to the whole audience.
- And that card hidden in your sleeve?
- Look, folks, all the cards are the same!
Since the bird belonged to the captain, the magician could never complain. One day, however, the ship suffered an accident and sank. The magician survived by clinging to a piece of wood. Ironically, the parrot survived on the same piece of wood. After hours of the two silently hating each other, the parrot finally spoke:
- Okay, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?
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