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The Parrot and Neusa
A parrot would mess with Neusa every day as she passed by.
One day, he did it again.
She said:
- Next time you mess with me, I’m going to shave your head.
The next day, a bald man walks by, and the parrot says:
- You’ve been messing with Neusa, huh?
Dona Maria's Parrot
Mrs. Maria had a parrot that would always steal the sweet cakes she made.
One day, she told him that if he stole another cake, she would hang him on the wall in the shape of a cross (just like Jesus).
He stole the cake again!
Sure enough, Mrs. Maria hung him next to Jesus.
The sad parrot didn’t notice Jesus there.
When he finally looked to the side and saw Jesus hanging there, he asked:
- Hey, buddy! Did you steal cakes too?
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The parrot and the magician
A magician who worked on a tourist cruise ship always had his performances interrupted by the captain's parrot. Every time the magician did a trick, the bird would shout the secret to the whole audience.
- And that card hidden in your sleeve?
- Look, folks, all the cards are the same!
Since the bird belonged to the captain, the magician could never complain. One day, however, the ship suffered an accident and sank. The magician survived by clinging to a piece of wood. Ironically, the parrot survived on the same piece of wood. After hours of the two silently hating each other, the parrot finally spoke:
- Okay, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?
A family was moving and hired a furniture and belongings transport service
A family was moving and hired a furniture and belongings transport service. The professionals organized all the client's belongings on their truck. On top of everything, they placed the family’s parrot’s cage. On the way to the new house, the truck went over some potholes, and the cage fell due to the movement. The movers rushed to help the parrot and placed it back on top of everything.
A few potholes later, the cage falls again. The movers hurry once more to retrieve the bird, but the parrot angrily says: "My God! Just give me the address, I’ll walk there!"
The boy entered the pet store and asked: - Hello
The boy entered the pet store and asked:
- Hello, do you have a parrot that speaks?#N
- Since when does a Woodpecker talk?
At that moment, the store's parrot replied:
- He doesn't talk, but he knows Morse code.
The Parrot at Mass
A priest was walking down the street when he saw a sick parrot near a bar. He picked up the bird, took care of it, and when it got better, he placed the parrot on his pulpit. During the first mass with his new companion, the priest began preaching:
Christ was born in the Holy Land, He passed through Bethlehem, passed through Nazareth, passed through Galilee, passed through Jerusalem, pass...
- FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE, isn’t there a defender to stop this guy?! shouted the parrot indignantly.
Parrot that speaks languages
A boy turned to his friend and said:
- Did you know that if I lift my parrot's right leg, it speaks English, but if I lift the left leg, it speaks French?
Curious, the friend asked:
- And what if you lift both legs?
- Then I fall, you idiot! - replied the parrot.
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