The parrot and the magician
A magician who worked on a tourist cruise ship always had his performances interrupted by the captain's parrot. Every time the magician did a trick, the bird would shout the secret to the whole audience.
- And that card hidden in your sleeve?
- Look, folks, all the cards are the same!
Since the bird belonged to the captain, the magician could never complain. One day, however, the ship suffered an accident and sank. The magician survived by clinging to a piece of wood. Ironically, the parrot survived on the same piece of wood. After hours of the two silently hating each other, the parrot finally spoke:
- Okay, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?
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