≡Manoel and the Troop
Commander Manuel! I see a troop heading directly to our fort!
– Are they friends or enemies, sentry Joaquim?
– Well, I think they’re friends. They’re all coming together...
Maria at the Airport
At the airport, Maria says to her husband:
I know we missed the flight. But it was only by a few minutes, Manuel. If you hadn’t been rushing me, we would’ve arrived later and wouldn’t have to wait so long for the next flight!
Discover some interesting facts about Portuguese Jokes
Maria and the Game
Maria and Manuel left home late to watch the football game at the stadium because Maria took too long to get ready. When they arrived, he asked:
What's the score?
- Zero to zero.
And Maria said:
- See? We arrived on time!
The Portuguese and the Bandit
On a deserted street, a thief approaches a Portuguese man and says:
- Stop!
- Odd!
- But I'm robbing you!
- Ah, then I won't play anymore!
The Portuguese and the Judge
- Do you admit to being guilty? – asks the judge to the Portuguese man.
- No, Your Honor.
- Do you have an alibi?
- What is an alibi?
- Well, someone who saw you commit the act?
- No one, thank God!
The Portuguese and the Fire
In Lisbon, after a fire in a small building, the firefighters, checking the debris, find only one dead person. It’s Manuel’s grandfather, who is upside down, with his index finger pointing to one corner of the room. Next to him, a fire extinguisher, with the following instruction:
"In case of fire, turn upside down and point at the flame."
Manuel e Maria
A group of friends was gathered to celebrate the golden wedding anniversary of the couple Manuel and Maria when one of the guests started telling a joke:
- So the Portuguese...
He was quickly interrupted by the others:
- Don't tell that one, there are plenty of Portuguese here at the party!
- No problem, I'll repeat it until they understand...
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