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Mother-in-Law Jokes
The mother-in-law who disappeared
A man went to the police station and said:
- I came to file a report because my mother-in-law has disappeared.
The officer asked:
- How long has she been missing?
- Two weeks, the son-in-law replied.
And you're only telling me now?
- Well, I had a hard time believing I could be this lucky!
The Mother-in-Law Who Took
And the police chief said to the victim's son-in-law:
- I just can't understand how you could stand there with your arms crossed while watching a man attack your mother-in-law!
- Well, sir! I really wanted to do something, but...
- But what?
- I thought two guys beating up an old lady would be too much of a cowardly act!
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The mother-in-law and the star
The son-in-law approaches his mother-in-law and surprises her with the following phrase:
- Dear mother-in-law, I really wish you were a star!
She beams with happiness and replies:
- How kind of you, dear! Why do you say that?
- Because the closest star is millions and millions of kilometers away from Earth.
The mother-in-law's visit
Honey, where's that book "How to Live to Be 100?"
- I threw it away!
- Threw it away? Why?
- Because your mother is coming to visit tomorrow, and I don’t want her reading that kind of stuff!
The mother-in-law died
A man goes up to his friend and says: – "My mother-in-law died, and now I'm in doubt. I don’t know if I should go to work or attend her funeral. What do you think?" – "Work first. Fun later!"
Nursing home
A man knocks on the door of a house, and when a man opens it, he asks:
– Could you contribute to the Old Folks' Home?
– Of course! Wait a moment, I'll go get my mother-in-law!
The mother-in-law's visit
One fine day, the mother-in-law knocks on the door of her son-in-law's house with a suitcase. The man opens the door and is surprised by the visit.
The mother-in-law notices his reaction and asks:
– Why the surprise? Didn't my daughter tell you I was coming to spend the holidays with you?
– Yes, she did, but I thought it was a prank to make me stop hiccupping.
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