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Mother-in-Law Jokes
The mother-in-law and the donkey
A friend asked another:
- What happened, my friend? Why so many people at your house? Did someone die?
- Yes, my friend, my donkey killed my mother-in-law with a kick!
- Ohhh, and did all these people know your mother-in-law?
- No, my friend, they came to buy the donkey!
The mother-in-law in the hospital
The husband comes home after visiting his mother-in-law at the hospital.
- How is mom?" the wife asks.
- Oh, she's doing great! the husband replies. - She's as healthy as a horse and will live for many more years. Next week, she'll be discharged and move in with us for a long time.
- But how is that possible? the confused wife asks. - Just yesterday, she seemed to be on her deathbed, and the medical team said she had only a few days to live!
- I don’t know how she was yesterday, but when I asked the doctor about her condition today, he said we should prepare for the worst.
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The burial of the son-in-law
The doctor speaks to the dying patient:
- Why do you want to be buried at sea?
- Because my mother-in-law swore many times she would dance on my grave!
The Surprising Visit of the Census Takers
Two census takers arrive at a house and ask:
– What is your name?
– Adam.
– And your wife’s name?
– Eve.
One of the men can't hold back and, with a smile on his face, asks:
– Incredible! Does the snake live here too?
– Yes, one moment… Mother-in-law, come here to the gate! They want to meet you!
The mother-in-law's visit
One fine day, the mother-in-law knocks on the door of her son-in-law's house with a suitcase. The man opens the door and is surprised by the visit.
The mother-in-law notices his reaction and asks:
– Why the surprise? Didn't my daughter tell you I was coming to spend the holidays with you?
– Yes, she did, but I thought it was a prank to make me stop hiccupping.
A man knocks on the door of a house, and when a man opens it
A man knocks on the door of a house, and when a man opens it, he asks:
– Could you contribute to the Old Folks' Home?
– Of course! Wait a moment, I'll go get my mother-in-law!
The mother-in-law died
A man goes up to his friend and says: – "My mother-in-law died, and now I'm in doubt. I don’t know if I should go to work or attend her funeral. What do you think?" – "Work first. Fun later!"
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