≡A very dumb blonde goes to a sale and finds a great deal
A very dumb blonde goes to a sale and finds a great deal.
- I’d like to buy this TV, she says.
- Sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes…
She runs home, dyes her hair, and goes back to the store.
- I’d like to buy this TV, she says.
- Sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes…
- Wow, he recognized me, she thinks.
So she goes home again, makes a complete disguise: cuts her hair, dyes it again, changes clothes, puts on sunglasses, and feels ready.
- Hi… I’d like to buy this TV.
- Sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.
Furious, she asks:
- How do you know I’m a blonde?
The clerk replies: - Because that’s a microwave, not a TV.
The Blonde and the Beetle
A blonde was driving her Beetle down the road when it broke down. She pulled over to the side, got out, and opened the front hood. Shocked, she said:
- Oh my God, someone stole my engine!
Just then, another blonde came by driving another Beetle. She pulled over, got out, and asked:
- What happened?
- Someone stole my engine!
The other blonde replied:
- Don’t worry, I have a spare one in my trunk!
Discover some interesting facts about Blonde Jokes
Blonde at the Doctor
During a medical consultation, the blonde asks:
- Doctor, will it hurt?
- he doctor replies:
- Yes, it will, but it will pass by tomorrow!
And the blonde says:
- Then I'll come back tomorrow!
The Blonde at the Driving School
The blonde arrives at the driving school dressed as a goalkeeper.
The instructor, curious, asks:
- Why are you dressed like that?
The blonde replies:
- You said the Celta was occupied and that you would train me in goal...
The Blonde and the Medicine
A blonde went to the doctor because she wasn’t feeling well. The doctor said:
- Take this medicine, and you’ll feel better.
A week later, the blonde came back with the same symptoms. The doctor asked:
- But did you take the medicine I prescribed?"
And she replied:
- Impossible, doctor! The bottle said: 'Keep closed.'
The Blonde and the Stubborn Olive
After watching a blonde spend hours trying to stick a toothpick into an olive, making it slide from one side of the plate to the other, the waiter at the pizzeria decides to help her.
- Miss, may I try to grab this olive?
- Go ahead..." says the blonde, exhausted. "You won’t succeed anyway!
Then the waiter grabs another toothpick and, bam, sticks it on the first try.
- Oh, that doesn’t count! grumbles the blonde. The olive was already tired!
The blonde and the shampoo
Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, lived together.
One day, while taking a shower, the blonde noticed something written on the brunette’s shampoo bottle: “Repair Shampoo.”
- Oh no! she said. "I’d better turn this bottle around. I don’t want to take a shower with a shampoo that’s repairing me!
So she turned the bottle to face the wall, but when she saw the label on the other side, she turned it back around.
It read: “Repairs even more!”
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