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Blonde Jokes
The Blonde in the Restaurant
A blonde goes to a restaurant and orders:
- I would like a very hot soup, please.
The waiter asks:
- Would you like me to bring the soup with the lid on?
She replies:
- No, I want it with the soup!
The Blonde and Mathematics
The blonde walks into the library and asks the librarian:
- What's the latest in mathematics?
The librarian replies:
- The sum of 1 + 1.
The blonde thinks for a moment and says:
- Oh, I know that! It’s 11!
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The Blonde and the Mirror
The blonde looks at herself in the mirror and says:
- Wow! I look amazing!
Her friend asks:
- Don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?
She replies:
- Of course not! I always trust the mirror... It never lies!
The Blonde and the Cold Milk
One day, one man asked another:
- Why doesn't your wife drink cold milk?
- The other man replied:
- Because she couldn't fit the cow in the fridge.
Blonde and the Discount
The blonde enters a store and asks:
- What’s this 50% discount?
- The salesperson responds:
- You pay half the price.
She, surprised, asks:
- And what happens to the other half?
The Blonde Robbery
The blonde comes home and sees the door open. She calls the police and says:
- I’ve been robbed!
- The police officer asks:
- What was taken?
- She replies:
- My computer!
- The officer then asks:
- Do you have any important data on it?
- She answers:
- No, but it had internet!
The Blonde's Big Idea
Driving through the countryside of northeastern Brazil, in scorching heat, three friends were in the car: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Suddenly, the car breaks down, and the redhead says:
— "I have an idea! Let's each take a part of the car. I'll take the seats, so if I get tired, I can sit down.
— "I'll take the water, in case I get thirsty!" says the brunette.
The blonde, thinking for a moment, says: — "I'll take the window!"
Confused, the redhead asks: — "But why are you taking the window?"
— "Duh! Because in this heat, I can open the window!"
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