≡Little Johnny arrives late to school
Once again, Little Johnny arrives late to school.
- "What happened this time, Johnny?"
- "I was attacked by a pit bull on my way to school, teacher!"
- "Oh my! Are you okay? Did it bite you?"
- "No, it didn’t bite me. But it ate all my homework!"
Like in the North Pole
Little Johnny comes home after school. His mom asks:
How was school today, Johnny?
It was like the North Pole.
What do you mean? The North Pole?
Everything was below zero!
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Discover some interesting facts about Little Johnny Jokes
Miracle in the Math class
Little Johnny was the only student in the class to get the math problem right that the teacher had assigned as homework. Suspicious, she asks:
"Johnny, did you do the homework with your dad?"
"Of course not, teacher!"
"That's great news, Johnny!"
"My dad did it all by himself."
Little Johnny's Clever Excuse
- Little Johnny asks the teacher:
“Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”
- The teacher is shocked. “Of course not, Johnny! That would be very unfair!”
- Johnny is relieved. “That’s good to know,” he says, “Because I haven’t done my homework.”
Johnny's Ticket Trouble
During the concert little Johnny sits in the front row waiting for the concert to begin.
A friend asks: "Johnny, how did you manage to get a ticket to the concert?"
Johnny replies: "I got a ticket from my sister."
The friend asks: "And where is your sister?"
Johnny says: "Back at home, looking for her ticket."
Johnny's Honest Observation
Little Johnny’s new sibling was crying and screaming for hours.
- He asked his parents where they got him from. They reply:
- “Oh, we got him straight from heaven.”
- Johnny said:
- “Jeez. I see why they kicked him out of there.”
Johnny's Ticket Trouble
Teacher: "Name an animal that lives in Lapland?"
Little Johnny: "A reindeer."
Teacher: "Good, now name another."
Little Johnny: "Another reindeer!"
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