The Bet of Knowledge≡Empathetic Little Johnny
Little Johnny had just moved to a new house with his parents and called his grandfather:
- Grandpa, I’m already in the new house!
- Really, Johnny? Do you like it?
- Yes, Grandpa! I have a room all to myself, my sister has a room all to herself. I just feel sorry for mom, she still has to share a room with dad.
The Love Advisor
In the classroom, the teacher said to Little Johnny:
- Johnny, in the sentence 'I’m looking for a faithful man,' what is the tense?
- It’s a wasted tense, teacher.
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Discover some interesting facts about Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny's logic
Little Johnny arrives at school, and right away the teacher says:
- This is the fifth time you've been late this week, Johnny! Do you know what that means?
- Yes, it means today is Friday, teacher."
Even the grandmother got involved.
Little Johnny went to his grandmother and said:
- Grandmother, can you close your eyes just for a little while?
- Why, Johnny?
- Because mom said that the day you close your eyes, we'll get rich.
A mysterious phone call
Little Johnny calls his teacher late at night.
- Teacher, could you repeat what you said in class today?"
- Wow, Johnny! Were you that interested?
- No, I just can’t fall asleep."
Little Johnny's School Struggles
- Little Johnny: "I'm not going back to school ever again!"
- Mom: "Why not?"
- Little Johnny: "The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!"
Little Johnny can also be cute
- Little Johnny asks his mom:
- Mom, did you know that red is the color of love?
Of course, my dear.
- I love you, mom. Here’s my report card.
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