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Little Johnny's Perfect Score
Little Johnny: "I got 100 in school today."
Mother: "Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?"
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Miracle in the Math class
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Johnny's Ticket Trouble
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Little Johnny had just moved to a new house with his parents
Little Johnny had just moved to a new house with his parents and called his grandfather: - Grandpa, I’m already in the new house! - Really, Johnny? Do you like it? - Yes, Grandpa! I have a room all to myself, my sister has a room all to herself. I just feel sorry for mom, she still has to share a room with dad.
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In the classroom
In the classroom, the teacher said to Little Johnny: - Johnny, in the sentence 'I’m looking for a faithful man,' what is the tense? - It’s a wasted tense, teacher.
Little Johnny arrives at school
Little Johnny arrives at school, and right away the teacher says: - This is the fifth time you've been late this week, Johnny! Do you know what that means? - Yes, it means today is Friday, teacher."
Little Johnny went to his grandmother and said:#NL# - Grandm
Little Johnny went to his grandmother and said: - Grandmother, can you close your eyes just for a little while? - Why, Johnny? - Because mom said that the day you close your eyes, we'll get rich.
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Little Johnny calls his teacher late at night
Little Johnny calls his teacher late at night. - Teacher, could you repeat what you said in class today?" - Wow, Johnny! Were you that interested? - No, I just can’t fall asleep."
- Little Johnny: "I'm not going back to school ever again!"#
- Little Johnny: "I'm not going back to school ever again!" - Mom: "Why not?" - Little Johnny: "The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!"
- Little Johnny asks his mom:#NL# - Mom
- Little Johnny asks his mom: - Mom, did you know that red is the color of love? Of course, my dear. - I love you, mom. Here’s my report card.
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- Teacher: "Can you count to 10?"#NL# - Little Johnny: "Yes
- Teacher: "Can you count to 10?" - Little Johnny: "Yes, teacher – one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten." - Teacher: "Now go on from there." - Little Johnny: "Jack, Queen, King."
One day Jimmy got home early from school
One day Jimmy got home early from school. - His elder sister asked, “Why are you home so early?” - He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class.” - She said, “Wow, my brother is a genius. - What was the question?” - Jimmy replied, “The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?’”
– Little Johnny
– Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry? – Because I helped her. – But that is a good thing! What did you help her with? – I helped her eat her gummy bears.
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- Teacher: "Great news, we have a test today
- Teacher: "Great news, we have a test today, come rain or shine." - Little Johnny smiles. - Teacher: "So what's so funny about it?" - Little Johnny: "It's snowing!"
- Teacher: "Little Johnny
- Teacher: "Little Johnny, how do you spell "elephant"?" - Little Johnny: "E-L-E-F-A-N-T" - Teacher: "No Johnny, that is incorrect." - Johnny: "Maybe it is wrong, Miss, but you asked how I spell it."
- Teacher: "If I lay one egg here and another there
- Teacher: "If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?" - Little Johnny: "None!" - Teacher (surprised): "Why not?" - Little Johnny: "Because you can't lay eggs!"
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- Teacher: "What
- Teacher: "What is an island?" - Little Johnny: "A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side." - Teacher: "On one side?" - Little Johnny: "Yes, on top!"
- The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying atte
- The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. - She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" - Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
- Little Johnny's teacher says to him
- Little Johnny's teacher says to him, "Johnny! your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's!" - Did you just copy hers?, she asks. - Johnny says, "No, teacher, it is the same dog!"
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Teacher asks Little Johnny, “Johnny
Teacher asks Little Johnny, “Johnny, how old is your father?” “He’s as old as me,” Johnny informs her. “Now how would that be possible?” inquires the surprised teacher. “Well – he became father the day I was born.”
At school: "Johnny
At school: "Johnny, where’s your homework?" Johnny: "I’m very sorry, I don’t have it here." Teacher: "How come?" Johnny: "I ate my exercise books." Teacher: "What?! Why would you do such a thing?!" Johnny: "The dog refused to."
- Teacher: "Tell us, Johnny
- Teacher: "Tell us, Johnny, where is your father staying on business?" - Johnny: "In Vishakhapatnam." - Teacher: "How interesting. And now tell us all how it is spelled." - Johnny: "Oh, I just remembered he got reposted to Goa."
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- Teacher asks
- Teacher asks, “Who can tell me the chemical formula for water?” - Little Johnny pipes up, "HIJKLMNO"! - The teacher is puzzled, “What on Earth are you talking about, Johnny?” - Little Johnny looks hurt, “But sir, you yourself said yesterday that it's H to O!” Little Johnny looks hurt, “But sir, you yourself said yesterday that it's H to O!”
Teacher: "Name an animal that lives in Lapland?"#NL# Little
Teacher: "Name an animal that lives in Lapland?" Little Johnny: "A reindeer." Teacher: "Good, now name another." Little Johnny: "Another reindeer!"
- Teacher: "Johnny
- Teacher: "Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter i" - Little Johnny: "I is..." - Teacher interrupts: "No Johnny, always say "I am". - Little Johnny: "Ok Miss... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Little Johnny’s new sibling
Little Johnny’s new sibling was crying and screaming for hours. - He asked his parents where they got him from. They reply: - “Oh, we got him straight from heaven.” - Johnny said: - “Jeez. I see why they kicked him out of there.”
- Little Johnny asks the teacher:#NL# “Can I be punished for
- Little Johnny asks the teacher: “Can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” - The teacher is shocked. “Of course not, Johnny! That would be very unfair!” - Johnny is relieved. “That’s good to know,” he says, “Because I haven’t done my homework.”
Little Johnny comes home after school
Little Johnny comes home after school. His mom asks: How was school today, Johnny? It was like the North Pole. What do you mean? The North Pole? Everything was below zero!
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Once again, Little Johnny arrives late to school
Once again, Little Johnny arrives late to school. - "What happened this time, Johnny?" - "I was attacked by a pit bull on my way to school, teacher!" - "Oh my! Are you okay? Did it bite you?" - "No, it didn’t bite me. But it ate all my homework!"
During the concert little Johnny sits in the front row waiti
During the concert little Johnny sits in the front row waiting for the concert to begin. A friend asks: "Johnny, how did you manage to get a ticket to the concert?" Johnny replies: "I got a ticket from my sister." The friend asks: "And where is your sister?" Johnny says: "Back at home, looking for her ticket."
Little Johnny
Little Johnny was the only student in the class to get the math problem right that the teacher had assigned as homework. Suspicious, she asks: "Johnny, did you do the homework with your dad?" "Of course not, teacher!" "That's great news, Johnny!" "My dad did it all by himself."
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Little Johnny: "I got 100 in school today
Little Johnny: "I got 100 in school today." Mother: "Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?" Little Johnny: "Two things - I got 50 in spelling and 50 in history." Mother: "Well, at least you can add!"
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